I was wondering ...

don't you miss me when I'm not around [gone]?

Because as patient as I am, even my friends think you need to get off your lazy @ss.

Or so my sister told me.

~Heather

P.S. I'm really trying to forget you. It's not working out well so far.

***Noting after a brief respite and review of the literature***

It looks as if I've been trying to forget you for awhile. Is that a sign there is something wrong with me or that there is something wrong with the concept of forgetting you? I vote for the latter.

As usual, my vote doesn't count.

~Heather