President Bush, First Lady Laura, and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

I would like to say, in deference to our absolutely fabulous service men and women who transport the President and other officers that I appreciate that even if these thoughts have passed through your mind, that you absolutely love your country enough to not do it. Better yet, I am pretty sure you would never think those things - because you are seriously the best of the best.